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Scorpions On a Plane

No! It’s not a sequel!
 
It’s just an odd case of reality imitating art B movies.
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[ More ] September 24th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Culture, Travel |

Does Splenda Make Your Toes Fall Off? (extremely brief episodes (2007-09-22)

I’ve never figured out what Splenda is made of. Or if there are any studies showing that using it in iced-tea makes your toes fall off. #

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[ More ] September 22nd, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Around Town, Marketing, Tweets |

How many celebrities does it take to change a lightbulb?

Leonardo DiCaprio is on the cover of Whole Life Times, a spiritual/holistic mag. Will spirituality be his cause célèb? Or is that celebrity cause?
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[ More ] September 22nd, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Around Town, Culture, Politics |

The Waiter Knows Where You’re Seeing the Movie

This afternoon I saw a movie at the Arclight in Hollywood.
Ever been to the Arclight? They have assigned seats. I didn’t realize what kind of impact this could have on things unrelated to the movie until today.
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[ More ] September 22nd, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Around Town, Culture, Technology |

Never Forgive Johnny Depp (extremely brief episodes (2007-09-21)

Never forget. Never forgive.
I’m hoping the billboard isn’t a warning about Johnny Depp’s singing skills for Sweeny Todd. Am I the only one who reads the lines and the credit as one sentence mentally?
Never forget, never forgive Johnny Depp.
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[ More ] September 21st, 2007 | 1 Comment | Posted in Around Town, Marketing, Tweets |

Dan Rather Punches Out the Eye Network (extremely brief episodes (2007-09-20)

Daniel Rather Sues CBS! Let’s see if he can punch out the eye network. #
President Bush said the Moveon.org ad is disgusting. This, from the man the organization was founded to remove. Quel surprise! #

(image of Dan Rather via WinkNews.com)
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[ More ] September 20th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Tweets |

Wilson Cruz Naked (well, half-naked)

Don’t you love the internet? And This clip is provided, apparently, by the director of the movie the clip is from.
The title on the YouTube page is “Wilsom Cruz has been to the gym.”
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[ More ] September 20th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Around Town |

extremely brief episodes (2007-09-19)

I’m reading Colfer’s novel, The Supernaturalist. He’s great at creating worlds & teenage boy heroes (and anti-heroes with Artemis Fowl!). #

A guy was singing beside me on the sidewalk. I turned. It’s Wilson Cruz! Broadway on Santa Monica Blvd. He’s running to Hamburger Mary’s. #

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[ More ] September 19th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Around Town, Tweets |

Should We Be Shaming Obese Children More?

In the style of The Colbert Report and The Daily Show, this uses news-style political panel punditry as a genre.
Very inappropriate.
And 100% fat free.
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[ More ] September 19th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Culture |

What to Do If You Lose A Library Book

A Very, Very True Story
On the fourth of July, I took a book with me to see a forgettable movie with my father at The Grove. I left it in the chair in the movie. I went back the next day to the lost and found. It was not there. I [...]

[ More ] September 19th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Around Town |

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