Quotable Spam from the Spam Museum
I received a bunch of comments that made it past Akismet.
They didn’t relate at all to the posts they were comments upon… they were from a spammer.
They’re all quotes. Great ones, even. Nevertheless, they’re spam. I went to the Creative Commons area of Flickr — my favorite source for royalty-free images — and did a Spam hunt. I found the Spam museum image pictured above.
So I’m including them all here but not the spammer’s URL after the bump.
Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love — Woody Allen, From ‘Annie Hall’ 1977
Suicide hurts only once — Conversation on borlandpublicdelphinon-technical
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn’t have an air force — William Blum
Am I lightheaded because I’m not dead or because I’m still alive? — Heidi Sandige
Raymond’s Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow — Eric S Raymond
Room service? Send up a larger room — Groucho Marx
[Image via Flickr by Thalling55 under a Creative Commons license.]
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I'm a writer and composer. On this blog I focus on cultural topics. I'm sort of fascinated by billboards and advertising and cool television shows and speculative fiction. Sometimes I blog about politics and civil rights cases.
