Pamperphiliac Seeks Mistress

A Smile Means Everything

Or almost everything to this guy. A real life Craigslist ad.

A real guy wants to pay rent, have a regular busy job (for a woman who’s a producer) and live with and cook and clean for a woman.

I get that. I dig it.

The perverted, dirty part? He doesn’t want a relationship or any sex. That’s sick and twisted! Read the real ad after the jump.

$900 Male Roommate will do ALL CLEANING and COOKING


Hello. I am looking for a hardworking, independant, opinionated Woman working in the Entertainment Industry who would be thrilled to have a male roommate who will take care of all menial chores, cleaning, maintenance and even cooking when time and schedules permit. I’m 33, fit, professional (working as a personal assistant to an amazing Female Producer), extremely clean, fun, honest and serious about my search. I believe that Women deserve to be pampered and spoiled and am looking for a no strings attached friendship/rommmate who shares this sentiment and wouldn’t mind allowing someone to treat Her in this manner. I am not looking for a relationship. I get a great deal of fulfillment and peace from making a Woman’s life easier and though my schedule get’s hectic at times with my job, when I am in the home I will be ready and willing to wait on my Roommate hand and foot. I love cleaning, cooking, running errands and as far as I’m concerned, there is no greater gift than seeing a smile light a Woman’s face. All ages welcome to respond.

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